EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S ILLEGAL

Everybody knows it's illegal to walk through a Denny's with a hatchet
And everybody knows it's illegal to make you pay for fuel in your Cesna airplane
Everybody knows it's illegal but they still cross against the light
And everybody knows it's illegal to name your rooster "Burke"
Even when you get there, you find nothing's left
It's alright. It's alright.
There is nothing wrong. It's alright. Not wrong at all.
It's entirely right. Completely right.
Oh ya, we all know what everbody knows is illegal.
But sometimes, they need a reminder.
Everybody knows it's illegal: wearing a wasteband as a watch
And everybody knows it's illegal: building a bridge inside a tunnel
Everybody knows it's illegal but a dog would make a really fine Pope.
And everybody knows it's illegal to go topless in your own Escalade
Even when you get there, you find nothing's wrong
It's alright. It's alright.
There is nothing wrong. It's alright. Not wrong at all.
It's entirely right. Completely right.
OK. Kinda disappointing there. I think you should try
a little bit harder
Everybody knows it's illegal to hide the antidote from yourself
And Everybody knows it's illegal to eat more salad than you can lift
Everybody knows it's illegal, but it feels good to compression brake
And everybody knows it's illegal, and they're doing it anyway
Even when you get there, you find nothing's wrong
It's alright. It's alright.
There is nothing wrong. It's alright. Not wrong at all.
It's entirely right. Completely right.
If there were something wrong, I would tell you
you know that, don't you? It's alright. It's alright.
Even a little thing that wasn't completely right
would be enough to set me off and I'd tell you but
it's alright. It's alright.
Sometimes there's nothing left at all, it's all to the right
you can check the left, but it's empty
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right
I kinda get tired sometimes with there being nothing wrong
all the time it's just: it's alright it's alright it's alright
it's alright.
There is nothing wrong at all.
It's alright.